In the Name of Two Used-to-Be Famous Actors...

... whose faces don't move anymore, seven almost famous actors who will never be, a slew of never-was secondary characters, and the entire First Nations tribe.

If you want a good laugh or, in my case, a diversion from a really long week, go see this awfully bad movie. You'll get to enjoy two hours of Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, the Transporter, Hellboy, The Terminator 3 aka Blond Tits, Matthew Lilliard, LeLe whateverhernameis, Jonathan Rys-Davies (Sala), Claire "Horseface" Forlani, some really bad (and LOTR derivative) special effects, and an insanely magical German Metal Rock entry for this year's Ren Faire.


I seriously laughed so hard I had asthma.