Sesame Street is teaming up with the Department of Homeland Security. Yes, you heard me right-- HOMELAND SECURITY!!!!!!!! Now, it's not as if I want small children to NOT know how to find Mommy and Daddy (or Mommy and Mommy or Daddy and Daddy or just Daddy or not really my Mommy except by marriage 'cause my real Mommy went away mad, well you get the picture) in an emergency, I just want Sesame Street to remain the wonderful, progressive, diverse, and inclusive show that made me the bleeding heart, hippity-dippity, feminist, pinko-commie leftie that I am today.
The world would be a much better place. We wouldn't even need to know where the duct-tape was, 'cause we'd all be huggin' it out.
The world would be a much better place. We wouldn't even need to know where the duct-tape was, 'cause we'd all be huggin' it out.
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