Zoey 101 + 1

It is sad that when I heard that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant, I giggled?  I mean, who didn't see this coming?  Apparently Jamie Lynn herself, who said "It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected."  What?!  "Oh, so I decided to have sex (which I've been told by both my fancy private tutors and my church is how we reproduce in our species) and you know what, I couldn't even believe it, but out of NOWHERE, for some insane unrelated reason, I got pregnant!" 

Unexpected is not the correct word, Ms. Spears.  I think the "un" word you mean is "unplanned."

Seriously, didn't anyone in the Spears brood learn about condom use!?!