My dream shags...

I'm watching "Presumed Innocent" right now and have officially decided that as much as I love me some floppy-haired, smirking Han Solo, Mr. Harrison Ford with a short crop circa Blade Runner is #3 on my dream shag celebrity list. Course, I still want him to act like Han Solo, just with a fresh haircut. He could even crack wise about it...


If the beautiful, young Ford is #3, who rounds out the top five you ask?

#5 doesn't have a traditionally pretty mug--but when she's onscreen, I can't help but want to kiss her. And have her type letters for me.


#4 is none other than the most predictable leading men of leading men, Mr. Darcy. I love how Pride and Prejudice teaches us to pine for an emotionally unavailable, haughty man. But you know what? I'd take those stormy eyes and that austere face over emotional availability anytime.


#3 you already know

#2 I know there are a lot of people out there who really really hate this woman. Not me. Since the first time I watched Hackers with my junior high boyfriend Adam, I realized I was way more interested in kissing Ms. Jolie than him (or nearly anybody). Course Adam was a clarinet player, so it's not totally his fault.


And finally, #1. Not many woman of my generation understand my undying love and lust for this person (save Sara), but how can you not want to have sex, marry, and have babies with Mr. Jimmy Stewart. I mean, how sexy is his integrity, his long and lean frame draped in 3 piece suits, and his undying loyalty to democracy? Color me smitten.


So folks, good night and dream well!