DC Rollergirls Expo Checklist

1. Feministy girls of all shapes and sizes-- check
2. Friends to go along for the ride, even if it is out in assfuck Virginia-- check
3. Love of concession stand hotdogs-- check
4. Inexplicable presence of really overly familiar bikers seemingly not related to anyone on the team-- check
5. Amazingly (and area appropriate) punny team names like Scare Force One and Demoncats-- check
6. Short skirts and hot pink (or blue) wheels-- check
7. Halftime show that made me sorta want to (re) watch Roll Bounce-- check
8. Mmmm, hot dogs... oh wait did that one already--- check again
9. 2 hours of speed, falls, pushing, obscene finger gestures, tights and skates--check
10. The above making me want to join-- check