Forever ago, I wrote a little piece on the Duggar family, you know the ones with a mazillion* "J"-named children?
Well, it seems as if one of their children has now had a child. And do you know what occurred to me, in a moment of pure, adrenaline-rush fright? That if this family has a mazillion children, and their children do the same, the Duggars will exponentially grow in size. EXPONENTIALLY.
It was not a good moment, sufficed to say.
*to be exact, it's 18, with the 19th on the way
Friday, October 09, 2009
To Infinity and Beyond
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This is why it is your duty to have children. As many as possible. :)
That's right, hypereducated liberals. If you want to make the world a better place, start having babies.
-Kelly
Have you seen "Idiocracy," the movie by Mike Judge? There's a great scene at the beginning juxtaposing two couples. One is too educated and neurotic to have kids, and the other are yokels who can't or won't use birth control. Hilarity (and calamity) ensues.
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