UPS and Death Metal

So, I've been sitting at home all day waiting for the UPS man to come and pick up the Pyrex set that got broken when being shipping back from the wedding. All day. Waiting. And this is the not the first day I've been waiting. I sat at home all day on Wednesday as well. Waiting. All for a $14 Pyrex set. I could have made money at work, but no, I'm waiting.

Admist all this excitement, I found a funny little short on McSweeney's website about a death metal bandmember's inner thoughts as captured in his diary. Funny stuff, when one is waiting.