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Wednesday, December 02, 2009
::face palm::
Friday, November 06, 2009
The 11/3 Project
If only the people that this is a satire of could get what's satirical about it, this country would be a lot better off.
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Think You're an American? Drop Trou to Prove It!
So the "birthers" are, according to Jezebel, now wanting to see the President's penis in order to prove he was born in America. Cause, apparently whether or not he is circumcised proves he's an American, obviously... Um, yeah, there are honestly no words. Well, I did have a really inappropriate pun for the post's title to make fun of their cognitive dissonance when accusing Obama of being a Muslim (who are often circumcised), a Nazi, a "wild" uncircumcised African, a communist, and the Antichrist all at the same time, but it's a bit dirty and crass... read the rest if you want see it. Either way the "birthers" are still clearly operating in a totally different reality from mine... How do their brain's not explode with all the crap they put in there to justify their blatant race-mongering? Okay, are you ready for my delicious pun1? Here you go:
Cock-nitive Dissonance!
Get it?!?! eh, eh?!? It's good,right?!
Monday, August 17, 2009
Ah, American Ingenuity: Where Would We Be Without Ye?!
I have NEVER wished I could figure out the damn screen capture for mac so much in my life as when Alli-gator sent me this add for DOG SNUGGIES! What?!?!?
Please, for the sake of your own eternal happiness, click on this link!
UPDATED:
I snagged the picture for your enjoyment!
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Happy Tuesday
I was home sick last week and was miserable except for the Golden Girl marathons on Hallmark in the morning--I know, what a lame-O life I lead :). Here's a hilarious video of those sexy ladies dancing, remixed.
Thanks to: http://www.urlesque.com/2009/08/04/stuff-betty-white-people-like/
Monday, July 27, 2009
In Defense of (Meat) Food
Even though I classify myself as a "flexitarian" or a "less-meatitarion" (shout-out to Sara for that term) and I try to eat at least one veggie-only meal a day and several vegan meals a week to help lessen my impact on the world and its available resources, I couldn't help but laugh at this video ribbing vegetarians. It's pretty smart, I think, regardless of how you feel about what food we eat and why.
Enjoy
Friday, June 12, 2009
Friday Fun-tavist Post!
Idiot's Guide to Biblical Definitions of Marriage... So, this is what people are trying to keep away from teh geys. Whew! Perhaps our LGBT friends out there are actually dodging an incestuous, confusing, non-monogamous bullet after all! Good to know...
From this high-larious site: http://www.bettybowers.com/
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Coincidence or Are We To Eat Pudding for 8 Years?
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Beam Me Up
Though I'm not sure how it's possible, I actually have friends who have NEVER seen a Star Trek movie! So, for others like them out there, I've written a quick primer before this weekend's big release.
To enjoy ANY "the original series" Star Trek movie, here is all you need to know:
* In the 23rd century, there is a spaceship called the Enterprise whose crew spends their time exploring and discovering new worlds and alien life while generally getting into shenanigans that test our humanist ethical values.
* The Enterprise is part of Starfleet, the military organization of the Federation, which is basically an intergalactic UN. Earth seems to be a melting-pot of English speakers and dominates the political landscape kinda like the US does now. Also, apparently the gays and liberal commies win in our future as Starfleet is based in San Francisco.
* Its captain, James T. Kirk, is a kick-ass, witty, sexy beast of a man who always gets his guy or gal or blue-skinned dancer, whatever the case might be. He'll either get you with his phaser set to stun or with a crooked smile and a one-liner.
* Kirk's second in command, Spock, is part-Vulcan, which means he has pointy ears, weird hair, and an Enlightenment-sized obsession with "reason" and "logic." He's also very good at arching his eyebrow.
* There are other main crew members that, when the show originally aired in the 60s, were insanely progressive and controversial, including a black female, a Russian, and a generalized Asian. Basically the lady wears a short skirt, the Russian speaks with a silly accent, and the Asian is a good fencer.
* Klingons are BAD. Don't trust them. They want to rip your head off and put in on a necklace for their mum.
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